LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.

CONFERENCE:  The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:  A place where everybody talks, nobody listens           and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling  you have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE: A curve that can set  a lot of things straight!

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all  inventions

PHILOSOPHER:  A fool  who torments himself during life, to be spoken of     when dead

DIPLOMAT:  A person  who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter  in ZERO,               Instead of the first letter  in OPPORTUNITY

MISER: A person who lives poor so that  he can die RICH!

CRIMINAL:  A guy  no different from the other, unless he gets caught

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence  Later

NANDLAL PAMNANI